Cuvier, feeling as brightful as the rising sun, thought that it'd be a good idea to babysit children. After all, what can make a person feel better than leaving their children to strangers they'd never met before?
Cuvier was taking care of two young boys and a 3-month old girl. The girl was quiet and somewhat cute, but the boys seemed the spawn of the Orochi. Luckily, they could get along well. Or at least that's what Cuvier would like, instead of being forced to shoot tranquilizers at the two boys before they could throw their sister into a soup plate with boiling water. When the parents arrived, he picked up their confirmation of the reward acceptance and left as fast as a duck with bionic legs.
Clearly, he is not the guy for the job.